Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Cubs Win Again, Dodgers and Rockies Fight About It

Cubs won their 9th game in a row (8th comeback in a row) last night beating the San Diego Padres 9-6 despite a poorly pitched start from Jason Marquis.

Meanwhile, the Dodgers and Rockies were playing each other shortly after each team was swept at the hand of the Cubs. Aparenty there was a little frustration on each team as Torrealba and Kemp got into a bit of a scuffle causing the benches of both teams to clear. How did this start? I have my theories.

Torrealba: You guys only scored one run per game against the Cubs. Your offense sucks.

Kemp: Yeah, well you guys blew a 9-1 lead against the Cubs. Your defense sucks.

Torrealba: You take that back!

Kemp: Not until you take yours back!

Then Kemp forces the baseball up into Torrealba's neck which forces Torrealba to do the same to Kemp. Kemp shoves Torrealba, Torrealba takes Kemp down. Bench's clear. Torrealba still whispering (while exhasted) "One run a game". Kemp struggling to answer, "9-1 lead".

At least that's how it happened in my head.

Go Cubbies.

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